If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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