I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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