It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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