A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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