Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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