Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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