Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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