She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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