Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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