maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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