This girl is more easily done than said...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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