No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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