He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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