This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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