I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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