goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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