i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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