What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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