I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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