she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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