I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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