My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Someone came in the potted fern
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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