Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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