People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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