Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You're a disaster
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