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• (248): View more from Michigan

  need another drink. this is the easiest way

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?

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  Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.

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  Is that considered a cock block?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out

  (916): View more from California

  you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...

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• (510): View more from California

  Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's

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