Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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