dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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