great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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