i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
two words...techno handjob
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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