its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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