I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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