But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
now i know why i became what i already was.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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