Buhtt sex?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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