at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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