So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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