Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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