Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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