Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
jump out the window naked night went bad
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