You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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