fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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