But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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