Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I understand Curling. That high.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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