He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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be right there i have to get my cape
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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