So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Buhtt sex?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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