Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just googled if crying burns calories
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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