i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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