some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
