Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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