p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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