im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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