My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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