I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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