Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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